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pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016
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Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys
Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6
by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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pat

pats are very mean and thickkkkk!
hey look at her !

ohh thats just pat.
shes thickkkk!
by janae!!! October 10, 2018
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Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her
Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"
by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019
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Pat Morrissey

by Debskelly1985 June 19, 2023
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Pat Benatar

An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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