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uneasy pass

That brief moment of panic when you drive up to an EZ Pass toll barrier and the light doesn't immediately change from red to green, making you think you're going to be stuck there.
Man, I had a really scary uneasy pass yesterday . It took three whole seconds for that friggin' light to change.
by HighDefinitions January 10, 2010
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Muff Paste

Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.

Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014
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WiFi Password?

The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.
Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!

You: Whats your WiFi Password?
by Steff-the-chef March 9, 2015
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El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015
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browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.
I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.
by jeru411 July 28, 2015
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El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
by Big bear8 October 28, 2016
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lumpy passenger

An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.
After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.
by Furbs November 7, 2020
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