A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the ur parent straightmug. A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 4, 2018
Get the Berkeley Parents Networkmug. When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
Get the One-parentmug. "Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the STANdard parental-directivemug. by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
Get the chronic parentsmug. The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!
Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
by Mister Doge September 15, 2020
Get the Parentsmug. Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.
Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.
by sword2fish June 19, 2018
Get the rewind parentsmug.