Slay Ass

to really be in the zone between the sheets; to fuck random broads

Tonight, all I want to do is slay ass.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization

“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”

by TonyHaver August 28, 2020

crusty ass

A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.

One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.

I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.

by anus_ganus November 1, 2014

Ass barf

A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit.

In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!

by Matt Walker December 30, 2007

bitch ass

one who likes to yell as if they are tough but when someone gets serious back at them they become a pussy.

were you at the party when chris made that bitch ass kid shut up.

by wolf January 11, 2005

ass-rapper

People that suck at rapping...
such as Ja Rule

Ja Rule is such an ass-rapper

by BoBo January 11, 2005

shake ass

v. to leave, be on your way.

you: are you ready to go?

me: let's shake ass.

by deluna June 30, 2006