My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning.

Life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning, is a term usually used by people named "Kristian." This phrase may occur most likely when gaming or when being in a 1-on-1 conversation with someone else. It is also used as a funny counter-back to awkward situations.

Mango: Does life even have meaning?
Kristian: life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning.

by Mangokiki October 12, 2021

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

life was like a box of chocolates

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.

Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!

by JaileyHones January 21, 2017

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

right to life liberty and security of person

my service weapon.

i walked down the street and everyone noticed i had the right to life liberty and security of person...

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020