A fat/ugly girl that you masturbate using her vagina with. Essentially, her vagina (and ultimately her) equates to your own hand.
by Jizz-o fo shizzle December 12, 2007
by eda-skip January 09, 2022
One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"
by mxc luver December 12, 2004
Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
by rockrangel January 11, 2011
Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.
While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
by RSJP January 01, 2007
A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.
by sjh horse March 08, 2011