Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 10, 2003

penis

a long, thick, yummy, milk shake

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

penis

small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!

by pip October 09, 2003

Penis

A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.

"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"

by Waphi Wafflecakes December 02, 2011

Penis

Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

Penis

1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

EW look at the Penis.

by DicksAreUgly November 20, 2007

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 06, 2008