internet nonce 

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

internet nonce by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

soggy nonce 

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

soggy nonce by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

murder nonce by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Bowyer nonce 

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.

Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*

Bowyer nonce by ExSkii May 8, 2018

batty nonce 

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

batty nonce by Batty nonce May 10, 2018

Ninja nonce 

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

Ninja nonce by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Hyper Nonce 

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

Hyper Nonce by Grazzyb March 1, 2019