language nazi

A culturally-intolerant person who complains when someone speaks a language other than the language of the referred-to person.

An English-speaking American who wants his cable TV company to remove Univision is a language nazi.

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

douche nazi

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.

Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.

by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009

Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.

"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Surf Nazi

Someone who blows off work, school, girlfriends, or all of the above to surf.

I wrote "Surf Nazi" all over my notebook and my teacher tripped!

by Mikerowave September 21, 2003

Net-Nazi

People who try to pick a fight or intimidate people, like people with balls would do in real life, except that those lamers are hiding behind their monitor, knowing that they can live out their fantasy of being a tyrant through the absolute safety and anonymity the internet offers them.

This guy in chat was trying to tell me that he was going to whip my ass - damned net-Nazi.

by Angel March 18, 2004

nazi gold

A Jew's tooth fillings.

While cleaning out my grandpa's attic I found a jelly jar full of Nazi gold.

by Mr. Walken September 27, 2006

body nazi

The people around you that obsess about going to gyms. The type of guys and girls who look down upon those who don't make a vain attempt to be 21 again.
The guys who fit in this category are similar to Uncle Rico off Napoleon Dynamite; in the fact that they can't stop admiring their biceps when their arms are folded. The girls usually live in fear of stretch marks and bingo wings, and see themselves as high-flying corporate figures or Ally McBeal wannabes.

Body Nazi 1: "I feel so good, the £500 gym membership was totally worth it *admires biceps* I can't believe you don't do any, loser.."
me: "Uh, you have bigger man tits than the comic book guy off the simpsons. Enough said."

by joe snow April 30, 2005