shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 4, 2020

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005

Ass on my shit

Completely fucked up and bad. Nothing good can possibly come of this.

Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister. It was totally ass on my shit.

by Sevendusterino March 9, 2009

ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010