Mueseum

When someone misspelled Museum can be mistaken for some thing else

Mom:Do you guys want to go to the Mueseum?
Brother:Yes!
Me:What Mueseum Mueseums don’t exist I rather go to the Museum
Mother:Mueseum Museum same thing

by PradiocTabl May 21, 2022

Molset

To attempt to physically molest someone who is carrying a concealed weapon.

At the TSA screening checkpoint, the officer went molset on Luke when he saw the bulge in his pants.

by TFB June 1, 2022

Malsex

Means Father

My malsex is very smart.

by >pp June 11, 2022

Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 4, 2022

müller korma

When you have a readymeal curry and you flip the curry tray into the rice tray as you would with a müller corner

Mate wtf
Never had a müller korma?

by thirsttrap February 7, 2023

MulBev

To have multiple beverages at the same time. Coined by Lyz Lens in the "Men Yell At Me" newsletter.

Last weekend, in one sitting, I had white wine, espresso, water, and a grapefruit cocktail and it was like winning the MulBev Olympics.

by sundaykofax March 30, 2023