Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back
That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
by Chi-city High May 15, 2008
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'What's up Muff-chest?'
by 68'er January 16, 2009
Get the Muff-chest mug.1. An exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
by Muffchest December 17, 2008
Get the Muffchest mug.A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."
"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."
by outhouse April 15, 2009
Get the muff-bluff mug.While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!
Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!
by chipaul August 7, 2011
Get the muff hook mug.what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
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