A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay
kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
by a hoes mad June 15, 2019
1) The opposite of having "Big Brass Balls". Being timid, a lackey, a toadie, a sniveling suck-up. Someone indecisive, incapable of having their own opinions - will always agree with whoever's teat they're currently attached to.
2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.
2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.
Mr. Jingles: "Let's go out and find some women!"
Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."
Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"
Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."
Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"
by Leeroy_Jenkins! July 16, 2010
A guy who has terrible luck with with girls, or anyone who catches a lot of tough breaks in general.
- 'But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'
- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."
- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."
by ajaku3714 February 24, 2008
Rather sadistic criminal played by Michael Madsen in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. His name is Vic Vega, and is related to Vincent Vega who appared in Pulp Fiction.
by Domino July 13, 2006
An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
by angryangry May 27, 2009
Mr Allen is a really sexy science teacher he has the thiccest thighs in the universe and he makes the greatest muffins with his secret sauce and toenail clippings EVERYBODY wants a piece of allen
by Mister loli fister February 17, 2020