POON MOON

A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.

That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!

The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!

by Moltov Cocktease August 11, 2010

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

Moon roof nigger

A moon roof nigger is a person who smokes marijuana with his friend in a car during the rain with the windows open, then asks his friends to put the windows up so the rain does not come in; but in order to let the smoke out of the car he decides to open the moon roof of his car which contradicts the action of closing the windows to keep the rain from coming in. This person acted like a nigger therefore this person is described as a being a Moon roof nigger.

yo guys close the windows so my car don't get wet; but i got to get the smoke out so ill just open the moon roof.

friends: (laughing) your so retarded you a Moon roof nigger.

by Bigballz805 March 4, 2009

Moon Child

A GREAT movie starring Jrock Artists Gackt and Hyde.

The Movie Moon Child KICKS ASS!

by arania May 17, 2004

moon cricket

A dark entity; Habitat is within a 5 yard radius from front porch. Night visibility is difficult to an untrained eye, special equipment needed.

We bought some delectable cuts of meat from the butcher the other day, seasoned them, and grilled them to perfection- then that moon cricket poured BBQ sauce all over it!

Id like to try pickled pigs feet, but all those moon crickets keep dipping their fingers in the jar...

Somebody tell those moon crickets to stop yelling at the movie screen!

Tell Randy Shannon to stop putting that Moon Cricket in at QB!

by John Rabido February 19, 2009

moonbat

An extreme leftist, throwing aside logic for political
convenience. A caller to the Howie Carr radio show summed
it up as "These people wear winter clothes in the summer".
Characterized by men in ponytails, sandals with socks,
and 1.20.09 Bush's Last Day bumperstickers. Often seen
at global warming marches that take place during snowstorms.

The moonbats were out in full force at the anti-war rally.

by raccoonradio October 12, 2007

moonbat

A pseudo-intellectual progressive type who would be so retarded and or misinformed or so duped by all the hype as to turn our country over to a JUNIOR senator from Illinois who has spent the better part of his term as Senator pimping himself to the American public when he should be proving himself on a senatorial level, retards would include: Hollywood, minorities, college age, first time voters, the cause oriented, Hamas, The Black Panther Party, Nation of Islam.

This country blew its last best chance by not getting behind Ron Paul, now watch as it goes down the toilet in a socialistic, entitlement oriented swirl! Moonbat!

by Donald Vick May 16, 2008