misdirectomy

Accidentally sticking it in the butt instead of the vagina

Jon was on top of Kelsie when she said OUCH! Jon quickly appologized saying "sorry for the misdirectomy"

by JonRulZ October 26, 2010

Miss Japp

The most despicable person on the whole entire earth. She is boring, disgusting, and is generally pooey. She resembles a female version of Nick Griffon and I'm sure many people would also like to egg her.

Teacher: I'm going to make you wear a knee-length skirt!
Girl: Urgh she is such a Miss Japp!

by Cool Beans. August 24, 2011

Mississippi Tugboat

A sexual act involving anal sodomy, in which one partner penetrates the other without lubrication, then proceeds to push the gluteal muscles together. When done correctly, the resulting friction leads to diminished mobility, replicating a tugging feeling on one's member.

Example 1
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.

Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.

Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."

by ninjitsubob/Squirel March 23, 2013

mistype

Type wrongly

I mistyped and "a" instead of an "e"

by P.C.D. November 25, 2013

Miss Andry

a name for a woman who hates men or is prejudiced against them( you call a lady miss )

1. excuse me miss andry, do you know how to get to the store

2. i would go upstairs but miss andry said i can't

by wHaTzYoNaMe October 31, 2015

MISHAMMAR

When you are in love with someone; spend most of your time with that person and it appears you are in a relationship with them but you still deny that you simply do not daydream of marrying this person then it is said to be that you are in a mishammar.

They haven't been apart in the last several weeks. They are in a total mishammar.

by Yazurd July 22, 2016

Miserable Sod

An unhappy, depressed contemptible person.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a miserable sod.
Mike: I know, just look at him!

by peoxo May 14, 2021