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Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x
Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster
by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018
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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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Lobster Legionnaire

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.
A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK
by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024
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Lobster Hut

Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.
by Zumpus January 28, 2018
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Iraq lobster

by Hedroix January 22, 2025
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