last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.

last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.

by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009

Last Day Itis

A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.

Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.

Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.

by AutomationNation June 24, 2009

Last check

When you check all of your pockets before taking off an item of clothing. Used to prevent finding of illicit material.

Dude 1: Oh man I forget last check and my mom found my weed when she did the laundry.

Dude 2: Lame.

by Sir Tokesalot December 29, 2009

Laisted

The lovely condition of getting laid while being severely intoxicated.

Brittany was so laisted last night - she had 5 Cherry Bombs and ended up having sex with Brad on the bathroom sink at the bar.

by Lish3 April 25, 2010

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Lalit

Lalit is an extremely kind and gentle boy. Lalits are very caring and tend to be empathetic in many different ways. They are very easy to like and fun to talk to. They are also selfless and will always have a brilliant smile on their face. They joke around a lot and usually talk to almost everyone else in the room. Sometimes however, Lalits can become deceiving people. They make decisions that they probably should not have made and do actually regret it. They can become extremely annoying at times and give people hard times in many different aspects. But every time a Lalit breaks your trust, when you become friends again, your bond will be much stronger. Overall, Lalits are extremely positive and fun, with not many downsides to them.

At the start of the year:
Person 1: Hey have you seen that new kid Lalit?
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like a really positive and chill dude.

Person 1: I know right!!!

After some months:
Person 1: You know Lalit right?
Person 2: Yeah of course I know him. I'm really good friends him.
Person 1: Yea well, just be careful bro. He deceived me pretty hard yesterday.
Person 2: Oh.... Ok.

At the end of the year:
Person 1: I forgive Lalit for whatever he did to me lmao.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: Yeah, it turns out he really regretted it and he made it right in the end.
Person 2: Cool!

by Nesh52_Z March 12, 2021

obamas last name

idk.

Emily:whats obamas last name

isabel: idk lol

by dbjebfjh November 25, 2020