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Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles
Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything
by VomitGod June 18, 2019
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Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123
This means that Kyle's does simping for a living
by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.
Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"

Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"

Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"

Kyle : "flips old man off"
by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019
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Kyle

the type of guy with bleached hair. posts bad memes. shitposter in general. he'll always have that one unfunny friend that you wanna knockout. kyle also uses outdated and unfunny memes.
kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone: kyle, shut the fuck up.
by spectabels September 1, 2019
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Kyle

A dick rider he probably copy’s everything everyone does and hangs around with all the Hispanics and blacks and wears du-rags to try to fit in.Dont forget the monster energy drinks and AirPods.
Kyle is a bitch.
by BigOlDoinksInAlbin September 2, 2019
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kyle

kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3
"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"

"omg same he's so cute :')"
by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020
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Kyle

A man with a small penis

Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you
I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles

I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle
by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020
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