Karen

45, bob cut dyed weird colors because she's going through a divorce, was married to Jim, wants to speak to the manager, 3 kids, took the kids, owns a 2015 Toyota 4Runner, forces son to play soccer, and doesn't understand a joke.

Person 1: Do you see that woman over there?

Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: She's definitely a Karen.

Person 2: I totally see it.

by sunshineUwU December 29, 2018

Karen

There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

by urbanized360 January 4, 2019

karen

refuses to give back the kids

"Please Karen, give me back the kids!" he said for the tenth time that day

by leavethekidsforhimkaren January 12, 2019

Karen

Karen is a stereotype towards middle aged women that have rowdy teenage sons that are slowly deteriorating their mental health and also like minion “memes”

Karen look at this cute minion meme!
Haha banana!!!!!!!

by Feels_wavey August 20, 2018

Karen

Usually a girl who master baits towards tall attractive boys like Freddie. She usually does this action in a public Japanese bathroom

Did I just see a Karen in the bathroom?

by YoBoiRevenge June 8, 2018

Karen

Your standard no vaccinations bitch

Omg its karen lets totally,like,kill her

by BroomFist June 28, 2019

Karen

Definition: A bitch who took the kids 3 years ago LET ME SEE THEM

"Karen please"

by Eggy557 July 4, 2019