Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is
Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"
by little dark one December 17, 2013

A certain level of charisma that is exhibited while in the thralls of substance addiction. Often brought on by a complete lack of fucks to give.
Can sometimes be in conjunction with being a ''Hot mess'.
Can sometimes be in conjunction with being a ''Hot mess'.
Prima: How the fuck does joe do it, I mean look at him, he looks like a scarecrow made out beef jerky?
Secunda: Look, Joe might've been banging meth for a solid two years, but he's got that certain ''junkie charm'' that, for some reason, the chicks are into, I guess.
Secunda: Look, Joe might've been banging meth for a solid two years, but he's got that certain ''junkie charm'' that, for some reason, the chicks are into, I guess.
by Velocian88 January 31, 2014

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

And there are plenty of rich junkies dawg. Are you kinding me? Nikki sixx? Russell brand (not any more but still)? Everyone on Epstien's list? Joe biden's son? You're perfectly fine with people spending their money on impulsive pleasure! You're not doing anything to stop ANY them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures. You're paying to feed their addiction every time you buy a ticket or vote for Biden (not that you would vote for Biden). Like the redistribution of wealth, the spending of money on impulsive pleasure is already happening. You dare use my own spells against me Potter? Did you think that would stump me? So what makes Russel so special? He's one of the special golden chosen people! He SHOULD have all of the money because he deserves it more. *Insert existential superiority claim here* He can... read the things I write... Like... Real good dawg... So he can do all the drugs he wants... And then use his money to go to a place to get off the drugs... and then live off the money forever... and generate wealth with his likeness...
Hym "Saying we can't give poor people money because they will spend it on drugs and become junkies is like saying we can't let anybody go to a Motely Crew concert because they are going to spend the money on drugs. Ridiculous. The position of redistributing money is may simplistic but your position is ridiculous.'
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

by JustAWeeEmoLassie July 2, 2018

by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023

A Plum Junkie is a man who has a deep infatuation with his own testicles. He useually has no consideration to his accomplices and seems quite unaware of his bumbling ball banging daily passtime. Beware a Plum Junkie is a serial offender and wont stop at nothing to scratch that itch.
by Nutbags August 17, 2010
