nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.

1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

by zonelad August 6, 2010

Stacy Johnson

a fake girl your friend makes to bullshit with you

Did you see Brian talking about "Stacy Johnson "?

by Fucknutchidebastard May 14, 2015

Jamie Johnson

A goofy guy with a monster cock

Dude your such a Jamie Johnson

by Tommy Thompson 76 October 15, 2016

jaden johnson

The coolest person in the world

Do you know Jaden Johnson
Yeah hes so cool

by NinjaBoiCal12 December 9, 2017

melanie johnson

A Melanie Johnson is a browner with normally two kids and a couple of dogs who just drive her crazy.very nice but a perfectionist so if you don't meet her standards back off.

I think she's a melanie johnson

by Corkboard29 September 7, 2016

Johnson City

Johnson City is a Small City/Large Town in Washington County, and the largest city in Tennessee east of Knoxville. It is located in the Tri-Cities, TN Metropolitan area, and is the largest city in that region, with a population of 66,936 as of 2020. Ranked one of the top 100 cities to live in America, it is home to many attractions including ETSU, the TVA Credit Union Ballpark, many annual festivals, and countless references in country songs. It is known for beautiful blue-ridge mountains and the sweet southern charm.

Suburbs and Independent Surrounding Cities Include:
Elizabethton, TN
Jonesborough, TN (Home to many attractions)
Gray, TN
Erwin, TN
Piney Flats, TN
Bluff City, TN
Bristol, TN
Kingsport, TN
Austin Springs (Unincorporated)
Greeneville, TN
Mountain City, TN
Asheville, NC
Abingdon, VA

“have you ever been to Johnson City?”
“No. Where’s that?”
“One of the best places on earth”

by JP the ENFP November 11, 2020

Swiss Johnson

A friend,or Home-Boy.

"What's up, Swiss Johnson?"; "See you later, Swiss Johnson."

by Danwise November 23, 2004