The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020

s_johnson_voiceovers

A Tiktoker who which possesses a soothing voice which will send a calming and pleasant sensation throughout your body negating any negative feelings you are carrying.

"s_johnson_voiceovers has the most calming voice to help you sooth your body"

by Somewhat Cool Guy February 12, 2021

reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Jo Johnson

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

by Maugh October 12, 2021

Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire

Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!

by Asher A SMASHER March 4, 2022