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High School Jesus

A high school phemomenon, where every high school in America(and possibly other countries), has a guy who has a beard and long hair, looking like the lord himself. Usually an upperclassmen, and usually looked up to by peers.
by Bananaschoolbus October 27, 2009
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jesus of surbubia

Song appearing on the 2nd track of Green Day's album, American Idiot.
Some believes that he has a split-personality disorder and the St.Jimmy is his other personality.
He is the main character throughout the story in American Idiot. He is a son of a divorced mother who, apparently, is with Brad. He is on 'a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin.'
He claims that there is nothing wrong with him, and that he is just being himself.
He loiters around 7.11 while doing drugs, cigarettes and alcohol. But later on in the song, he gets sick of his town and decides to leave, moving on to the next song, Holiday.
'I'm the son of rage and love,
the Jesus of Surbubia.
From the bible of,
none of the above.'
- Jesus of Surbubia by Green Day.
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 6, 2008
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Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
by Bus36 January 29, 2006
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jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ
Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006
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big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.
by Lukis November 13, 2006
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jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007
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jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.
Jesus le penis, my pencil just broke
by bootycallme May 4, 2010
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