Jared

An annoying asshole. He doesn't get laid and gets sucked off by men named Kohjiro. A person that says he is down to fuck his cousins and has a micro peen.

Jared is an ugly bastard, and he ate Kohjiros asshole when they had a sleepover in a cardboard box on the street.

by eufefuefueeunfeufneufneuf November 28, 2021

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013

Jared

Noun: a person or people with the name Jared varying from short to tell hot and ugly straight and gay no real way to describe a Jared but weird

Guy: "I heard Jared hit his head on the ceiling while jumping"
Girl:"that's Jared alright"

by the real J July 22, 2011

jaedus

A egocentric admin who thinks he is godlike because he knows what netstat means.

Jaedus - "stfu n00b before I ban your entire subnet"

by rawr September 23, 2003

Jared

Slang for a child molester. Came from Jared Fogle, that subway guy who ended up being a pedophile.

"Hey man, did you hear about that dude?"
"Yeah dude, he was a Jared."

by georgiasmalls April 20, 2016

Jawad

A black sour lemon.

"Ew, Anna, is that a Jawad? I think I'm about to vomit."

"WHAT THE FUCK? IT IS A JAWAD! OH FUCK. LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE."

by MaryAnna101 September 14, 2009

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004