Jared

the bitch who stole wilbur's gf /hj

person 1: yeah, ive met jared
person 2: of course youve met jared

by dreamshart March 5, 2022

Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life

you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared

by namalada March 7, 2022

Jareden

A chump

No further explanation

Also kind of cute

That guy is so chump like but kinda cute, he must be a “Jareden”

by ham87 April 7, 2022

Jared

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.

Wow, is that guy who built is own PC out of nothing but dirt and grass? He's such a Jared!

by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022

Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest

Woah bro you're totally Jared rn

by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022

Jared

Jared is black history

Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech

by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022

Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022