Jasperite

A friendly Mennonite whore.

I wonder where all the Jasperites are at tonight. That one really can churn out tons of cream.

by Estate12 February 10, 2022

japlesbian

If a girl is into girls, but only japanese ones

Girl 1: hey, wanna date?

Girl 2: Nah sorry, you're not Japanese

Girl 1: What?

Girl 2: I'm japlesbian

by Le_Sino0w0 February 11, 2022

Jasper

A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.

Get yourself a Jasper.

Girl 1"Hey who's that guy?"
Girl 2"Jasper."

by ivan123 February 27, 2022

Jasper

the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me

jasper is perfect

by Hahiimadethisaccforq4vckitys April 2, 2022

Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.

Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!

by PyroSabr April 15, 2022

Jasper

A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.

Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday

by FoxyThing April 18, 2022