Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.
"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
by ReignSupreme2017 January 31, 2017
joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .
everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
by Ooma September 08, 2007
by freakabucket October 12, 2022
wow i have jake paul
by jakepaul hater 2169 March 09, 2021
"Did you know there is another word for cancer?"
"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"
"Jake paul."
"Oh"
"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"
"Jake paul."
"Oh"
by 420Weebtrash69 September 12, 2017
A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up
by Karma-13 January 12, 2014