The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
by scum bucket April 1, 2021
Get the The Italian Clenchmug. When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick
by Jenniferlopezestoe February 22, 2022
Get the The Italian twistmug. A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.
1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
by slowly healing August 29, 2019
Get the Italian sandpapermug. by MCD11 March 1, 2014
Get the riding italianmug. My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally
by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019
Get the Italian jobmug. by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016
Get the italian pastamug. "Wow bro, check out that Italian Stallion"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"
by The Big Bloke November 5, 2018
Get the Italian Stallionmug.