Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Frozen Italian mug.

The Italian twist

When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick

Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy

by Jenniferlopezestoe February 22, 2022

Flag

Get the The Italian twist mug.

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Flag

Get the Mobile Italian mug.

Italian Applesauce

It's where one person vomits into a cup, then spreads it evenly over their partner's private region, and ends it with a classic Italian chef's kiss.

"So last night Jessica took me back to her place, and she let me do the Italian Applesauce on her."

"Bro, that's so sick!

by VestricTamer May 27, 2023

Flag

Get the Italian Applesauce mug.

Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

Flag