The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

to infinity... and then some

A phrase from popular YouTube star, "Alpharad", its a spin on the phrase of Buzz Lightyear, "To infinity... and beyond", but its funny because someone online said it

My friend said to infinity... and then some. It was kinda funny because a YouTuber said it once

by BCandthensome November 23, 2020

ultimate infinity

Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.

him: i love you infinity

her: i love you ultimate infinity

by bill merray December 6, 2020

ultimate infinity

where your infinity cancels another persons infinity

him: i love you infinity

her: i love you ultimate infinity

by bill merray December 6, 2020

Cap INFINITE

Jilon forstall

This mf is on that cap INFINITE type shit

by L_Caster March 21, 2021

Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.

I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022