Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

Music Mining

The act of listening to large quantities of music in order to find the "gems", or the songs you like.

"I've been Music Mining all day, and everything I've listened to is trash."

by PicoRiley September 14, 2014

Musical Bacon

Musical bacon -
One who is very random, and unexpected of playing great music.

Example: That guy's a Musical bacon, i didnt knew he could sing like that!

by Mr. Anonapus November 19, 2009

Syco Music

Someone or something that’s really bad and deserves jail

You’re such a Syco Music 🙄

by strip that down August 29, 2020

musical triplet

When three notes are compressed into the number of beats only two of those notes would normally fit into.

An eight note musical triplet has the same number of beats as two eighth notes

by StarPrismGaming March 2, 2021

8D Music

Music in which someone walked circles around a speaker in an empty room and called it technologically advanced cause your 200 dollars headphones can hear where they're standing.

I like to use 8D Music to fall asleep. Just sounds all around me!

by IcyBird December 11, 2020

Music Drunk

When your brain is all mixed up because you've been playing a musical instrument too long, or listening to music too long.

Joseph was so music drunk he couldnt put complete sentences together.

by sugarcakesandcupcakes December 30, 2011