melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

ice cream bra

when a man has a massive ejaculation and splashes it on his mate's boobs

damn foo cory gave jackie an ice cream bra,pretty nasty bro

by mattbahl September 20, 2013

Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.

Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."

by essemg April 29, 2019

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021