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hockey

well this is a shit game

get used to it, its hockey
by WAFFLEKINGS January 7, 2011
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field hockey

THE most awesome sport in the entire world. Honestly. No lesbians on either of my teams, its not that common. 11 players on a side. Have amazing lower body strength due to hardcore conditioning. Bend over often. Play low and are good with their stick skills. Use one side of our sticks which are either wood or composite. Every year there is a festival at either Palm Springs, Ca or West Palm Beach, FL. This is where every college coach goes to watch and recruit. In palm beach, there were 28 full size (100yds long, 65 yds wide) fields on 6 polo fields. It was the best experience ever.
There is also another form of hockey-which is indoor.
Indoor is much better than outdoor. Playing very very low requires lots of leg and butt muscles, leading to a very nice ass that is fondly referred to as a hockey butt. Moving on, Indoor is much cooler. There is also a national tournament at the end of the indoor season...like the outdoor one, but not as fun. There is U12, U14, U16, and U19 for my club team, but also U21 and i think there are younger than 12 teams too.
Field hockey is a huge sport in Europe, but it is gaining popularity in America too. Only the cool kids play field hockey. It takes more finesse to play hockey than it does to play the retarded sport of lacrosse.
Jeff- Dude, Do you realize that every girlfriend you have had is a field hockey player?

Spencer- Well, If you wore a skirt and had an amazing ass and leaned over all the time, I'd do you too
by Laura someone October 20, 2006
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hockey

The best sport in the world.

Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.

Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!

Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly


Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!
Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday?

Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning

Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today

Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey
by dreksla April 8, 2005
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hooker juice

A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker
I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.

Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009
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hoccer

a hybrid game created at valley. it involves playing soccer, but with a much smaller "field" and a much smaller "ball". The "ball" was a crushed soda can and the "field" was 2 handball courts 20-30 feet apart.
Man, do you guys remember hoccer? It kinda sucks that we aren't even to play it at this schlame place.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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Hickers

A in-humane breed of rednecks that thrive in rural villages of Northern Colorado
Dude I heard the hickers outside my farm-house lighting off fireworks and killing cats.
by ludvigsion al maliki May 7, 2011
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Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
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