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Habitette

Used to describe something that's habit forming but isn't really an addiction.

Ex: Caffeine, Sugar, Weed, Exercise, Video Games, YouTube, etc
Guy 1: "Dude, put that cookie down, you're addicted."

Guy 2: "I'm not addicted, it's a habitette."
by RandyGranny November 30, 2023
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Hamster

Evan Lerner
"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"
by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023
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Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024
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Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.
by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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