1st guy: How was that hand job?
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
by TheArtistFormallyKnownAsAMan December 05, 2013
Aw god damnit! This fucking grenade pussy did'nt even shoot he just used grenades like the dirty little bastard he is! I hate Reach sometimes!
by ColoradoGuy375 April 09, 2020
by pentatonic July 21, 2023
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.
Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
by badhatter April 02, 2011
Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022