glorfingorpindorper

Some insult towards English teachers.

Person 1: Ugh, I hate Mr. Smith's class so much
Person 2: I know right!? He's such glorfingorpindorper.

by Shamallamadingdong few September 11, 2020

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Golf

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm

I love playing golf with my girl

by Big clit October 23, 2020

Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.

I made my girl scream last night playing golf.

by Big clit October 23, 2020

Golf carting

Riding another nigga

Alfonzo and duke Wellington were golf carting

by Kwdvszn November 10, 2020

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020