afghani water fountain

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008

found the vegan

when you find the vegan lol

Mat: I'm vegan

Rose: I found the vegan

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof May 9, 2017

Fountain of Youth

A woman that has a lot of seamen coming out of her vagina.

Woman 1: "OMG I can't BELIEVE you fucked 4 guys last night!"
Woman 2: "Yeah when I stood up there was a whole Fountain of Youth."

by RedJenny August 16, 2018

Foundational Black America

A group of black Americans who believe in an alternate-history, whereby they are descendants of slaves who rebelled in the 16th century and became "Natives" of a sort, integrating with Native American tribes (generally confused with tribes which would live in the region only centuries later). This alternate history is propagated by known, and self-professed, race baiter (and wannabe-cult-leader) Tariq Nasheed.

"I am not African-American, I an a Foundational Black American!"
"Sure Tariq, and aliens TOTALLY built the pyramids too, and also Jesus, and the original Hebrews, and the ancient Egyptians, and three Roman Emperors, and the ancient Moors were all black right?"

by Anotherdudeguy September 2, 2022

shit fountain

Is a fucking disgusting sculpture in Chicago. Thank G-d it doesn't smell.

Pics of Shit Fountain are frequently used in Wikipedia vandalism.

by Goon Man August 14, 2006

bTb founder

The best youtuba known to man 👨🏿. He has a pet monkey 🐒 with tinfoil for a brian. He is very nice 👍 was the chicken and I wanna I got home 🏡 and nearly diesel fell into my box 📦 of peas. I washed my eyes with soap so I could hear better. My friends could not come over because I’m deaf so I listened to music to feel it.

bTb Founder is a youtuber

by bTb Founder December 29, 2020

the synthetic dream foundation

One of the most influential experimental electronic bands of all time. They explore industrial music, neo classical piano, dark ambient music, and film music.

The synthetic dream foundation is the best industrial band ever.

by sarah June 7, 2004