Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

Grandma

A woman who looks through her purse as a form of entertainment.

Grandma forgot her purse in her cart at the store again. What's she going to do for fun now?

by phatbat.exe November 1, 2020

GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.

I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.

by Luke from the Ritz July 18, 2021

young grandma

A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.

Katie is such a young grandmaI love her so much

by TheBestestLover March 2, 2024

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

original grandma O.G.

A woman who becomes a grandma before 40 years of age.

Your a original grandma O.G. because you became a grandma before 40

by Slangstyle August 28, 2023

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022