float

A car in the left lane which is going up to 5 MPH over the posted speed limit on the highway, and has probably started to rack up a car line. Often driven by the elderly, a person on a cell phone, or a soccer mom, floats will rarely switch to the other lane to let traffic pass.

I had a truck on my right and a float infront of me going 65. I was screwed.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

Root Beer Float

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.

"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"

by spurk December 14, 2008

floater

half a woody - not a full blast boner but halfway there..

i got a mad floater the other day when perving at the pics of paris hilton in that maxim magazine issue she was in..

by pato July 15, 2004

Floater

1)A large peice of poop which floats at the top of your toilet like an oil tanker.
2)When you hit or throw any type of ball and it stays in the air for a long peeriod of time.

1)I just made a huge floater in your can
2)Wow did you see that floater Vinny threw?
Ya damn that was nice.

by Donkeyman May 12, 2008

Floater

1. (adj.) One who follows the musical works of The Young Cheefer Pachino

2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana

1. Johnson: "Yo' are you a floater?"

Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."

2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"

Pete: "You already bro!"

by Pachino fan :) July 9, 2010

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Coke Float

Getting a massive black guy to penetrate a vagina (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and ejaculate into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.

A bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a coke float.

by Mysterybum December 29, 2007