Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 27, 2008

Flat head

When your banging a girl and you fuck her so hard she hits her head on the top of the bed.

Ross I gave my girl a flat head last nigh.

by Jeff wood August 5, 2017

Flat Earther

A genius

E=mc2
Wow what a Flat earther

by NotMakai October 22, 2018

flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse

' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '

by Kaytiie March 9, 2008

flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 16, 2010

Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.

"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner

by Brizon August 7, 2010