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Hog fest

The act of pulling your dick out in public infront of your friends and catching them off guard
Person 1: *pulls dick out*
Person 2: *looks down and sees it* “What the hell?”
Person 1: “HOG FEST”
by _Slim_Smith_ July 1, 2020
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Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.
by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022
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Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011
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Zest Fest

That guy Liam major zest fest
by Gold76ranger April 2, 2023
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Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.
“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”
by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019
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snatch fest

Why does it burn when I pee ??

Must have been that snatch fest last night
by Jr jr August 12, 2021
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Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.
1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020
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