Weed and Feed

Bringing your date marijuana and getting munchies. Similar to "wine and dine."

Guy 1: I have a date with Mary tonight, so I'm going to wine and dine her.
Guy 2: Nah man, she's more of a weed and feed kind of girl.

by PygmyPuffs October 16, 2011

bottom feeder

The absolute lowest and filthiest form of life, that is so much of a scumball that every living and non-living peice of matter would benefit from it's/their death.

Clint is such a bottom feeder that he was walking down the alley next to the trashcan and got hungry. When he leaned in to grab some shit infested day-old throw-up, not only the flies flew away, but the trash can grew legs and ran away!

by LandonRoy January 29, 2009

chicken feed

Another way of saying for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Man I just bought me sum chicken feed.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

Feeder

Great rock band from Wales consisting of vocals/guitarist Grant Nicholas, bass player Taka Hirose and drummer Mark Richardson.

Their former drummer Jon Lee suffered a tragic death in 2002 after finishing their seventh album Comfort in Sound. However this did not stop their progress in making three additional albums to present day with their new drummer.

How do you feel when there's no sun
And how will you be when the rain clouds come pull you down again
How will you feel when there's no one
Am I just like you

Feeling A Moment - Feeder

by The Master E August 15, 2006

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

go feed the goldfish

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.

"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"

by Neil-D December 7, 2007