facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

by thust July 27, 2008

Faceboocrastinating

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook

'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

by ladiesman218 June 13, 2009

facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.

Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.

by Bubby May 9, 2005

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007

FACEBOOK REVEAL

This is the moment that you realize new things about people you thought you knew in high school, childhood or whatever after reading their Facebook profile. Just like in that MAKEOVER show, the REVEAL is where it is all explained.

Looking through a facebook page you see that an old guy friend is social networking, single and interested in MEN.

I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.

by RobertoB February 4, 2009

Facebook Hawk

A person who is constantly looking on people's facebook sites and knows everything that is happening, or has happened that day on facebook.

Ahhh i see you went to the BBQ at the weekend buddy.

How do you know? You're such a facebook hawk!

by jdizzle22rhcp May 13, 2009