jam eater/s

Do perform oral sex on a woman who's blobbing

What you muffed her? So you're a bit of a jam eater are you?

by J D May 9, 2003

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

taco eater

A person that munches down on a Taco. Eats em right out of their shell.

Taco's nicknamed was changed to Taco Eater after someones Mom said what a Taco was.

by Taco eater June 24, 2005

Evaned

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

by redtruck June 29, 2013

Onion Eater

A man/woman that eats a hooker's ass.

"Last night my client was an Onion Eater he wanted to eat my ass"

by BiggDaddy4 November 14, 2017

Death Eater

When going down on someone and they fart.

Becky gave me the biggest death eater after we had Mexican food last night.

by Appleknocker August 17, 2018

Candle Eater

When you light a candle in her ass, let it dry, then eat the wax out later.

I pulled a candle eater on that bitch Sandra.

by candle eater 123 January 17, 2020