Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

Evan peters

A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor

You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.

by Clifbar July 23, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Stem With Evan

The best Youtuber ever 😤

Hey stemians and welcome back to stem with evan

by Stem With Evan June 14, 2021

Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021

Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022