Evan

Pleb and lunchlady usally short and stupid and gets salty easily. When he gets mad stay away.

Stop being a evan.

by Evansapleb March 17, 2018

Evan

likes to vape then get caught vaping in the bath room at school tgen do other stupid stuff

hey look at that kid getting clipped yup he just pulled an Evan

by kauaiMTB July 16, 2018

Evan

Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.

Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.

by IsaBALL November 30, 2018

Evan

A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass

Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good

by Antique farm equipment=slaves June 24, 2019

Evan

Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe

Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat

by Ksyegsilng January 13, 2020

evan

Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

by Lashizzle Washington January 11, 2008

evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009