E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 7, 2010

e-dawged

When the absolute worst possible thing can happen to you, like Murphys law.

Yo!, you see that dude got punched out?! Yeah man...he got e-Dawged!

by Big Joe 81 December 19, 2010

E douche fag

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.

Look at the e douche fag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.

by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013

e-door

The thing that closes when you unfriend or block someone on social media, likeFacebook.

"Don't let the e-door hit you Iin the as in the way out. "

by luvmyreddog October 24, 2018

/e dance4

a dance that's never gonna come out and never will be because roblox ran out of ideas for dances and roblox seemingly likes some clickbaiters from 2013 or smth

/E DANCE4 / NOT CLICKBAIT / COPS CAME / LISA GAMING ROBLOX INCLUDED / WALKED TO BURGER KING / WALKED BACK TO BURGER KING / I DIED / MY DOG DIED / MY WIFE DIED / IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SCHOOLWORK GARBAGE BUT OK

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Total-E-Do

To impregnate a kangaroo

"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"

by Ry-Ry Niski May 16, 2009

e-douche

A person on a web forum who acts like a douchebag.

Socket a/k/a Rockstar a/k/a Coke in a Can a/k/a Joe is an e-douche.

by VoodooPhantom December 20, 2008