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slumbertard dumpster baby

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube
by karmamacabre September 8, 2010
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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
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CUM DUMPSTER

A woman who will receive anyones cum, especially if you are married.
She is an out and out CUM DUMPSTER
by CumDumpster81 March 13, 2015
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Daddy Dumptruck

A man who's ass is just massive. So large that his fellow coworkers call him "Daddy Dumptruck", no matter the situation, and no matter who is around.
"Hey daddy dumptruck, can you grab me that pencil"
Literally the work center supervisor: "Yes, my son"
by bigdKfullFULL October 26, 2020
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cumster dumpster

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy
" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"
by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020
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pumpty dumpty

Man I had a pumpty dumpty last night and now it burns when I piss.
by gohobt December 4, 2021
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Dead Man's Dumpster Diving

My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.
by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010
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