penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013

Charlie drunk

Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.

Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!

by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.

I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment

by beanie12xo December 23, 2008