penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011

Di drunk

When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.

I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.

by Penguin666 July 15, 2016

drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.

I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment

by beanie12xo December 23, 2008

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

Drunk Science

The act of sciencing under the influence of alcohol

"Did we do Drunk Science again?"

by Thetruthlover August 5, 2015