Get the Downie mug.Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).
The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.
The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.
The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.
The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.
Downingtown East High School Conversation:
East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.
East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.
West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.
East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.
East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.
East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.
West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.
East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.
by DEHS Student April 9, 2013
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Downingtown West mascot: whippets....doesn't that explain everything...drugs, fake gangs, and poor fake ghetto kids that think they are better when in actuality east bought the scoreboard and were smarter...that is the definition of the west campus...dont think that you are originals just cause youre at the same shitty school, um, it split.
downingtown west: go back up the hill
downingtown east: SAT's
downingtown west: STD's (when in actuality west def. has more), its our field
downingtown east: we bought everything
downingtown east: SAT's
downingtown west: STD's (when in actuality west def. has more), its our field
downingtown east: we bought everything
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